It was a rude awakening for some young, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed socialists in New York City last week, as they arrived at the Zohran Mamdani victory party in Brooklyn to discover that a Bud Light cost a whopping $13. I mean, what kind of socialist utopia is that?
In fact, the pricey suds are probably quite indicative of the impact that Zany Zohran’s policies will have across Gotham. It will almost certainly be more carnival of errors than clinical communist takeover, making New York City more expensive and less attractive, but with snazzy Soviet-style posters and TikTok videos.
And guess what? Even if crime skyrockets because Mamdani hates cops, buses still aren’t free, rents continue to go up and the city becomes more divided than ever – Mamdani will be a two-term mayor.
There’s no Republican Rudy Giuliani 2.0 waiting in the wings, and even if there was, this electorate wouldn’t pick him.
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In the days prior to the election, I traveled around the five boroughs and found that among moderate and conservative New Yorkers there was no fear of apocalypse regarding Mamdani, even as billionaires, politicians and editorial boards scolded them for not lining up behind Andrew Cuomo to
